A Word On The Title

Yes. My blog title is called Ramblings Of An Ass-Burger. Why Ass-Burger you ask. Well I remembered a funny section in a book I was reading called By The Light Of The Moon by Dean Koontz.

The book is focused on a guy called....I forgot his name so I'm going to call him Bob, that ends up in some sort of screwed up situation and must get out of it with his friend called...well I forgot her name too so I'm going to call her Betty and his severely autistic brother Shep.

Anyway Bob is discussing with Betty about his brother and his condition. The conversation goes something like this.

Betty - So whats wrong with Shep
Bob - He is severely autistic
Betty - What do you mean?
Bob - He has really bad social skills, cant make eye contact, essentially he lives in his own world, its sort of like Asperger Syndrome
Betty - Ass-burger syndrome?
Bob - No, Asperger syndrome

Thats obviously not the exact conversation but I found it hilarious. Plus I am an asshole, and I love burgers